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Welcome to UKcasinonet where we bring you the very best of the on-line gambling sites
These are all reputable sites that you can trust. To start gambling just click on the graphics
or enter site tags and you will go to that casino.
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Poker and Casino's |
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The bit in the middle |
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Shopping |
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32red.com
Poker, blackjack, roulette, craps literally hundreds of options |
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A few one liners.....
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
Sex on TV can't hurt you.. unless you fall off.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
99% of solicitors give the others a bad name.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Why did the man cross the road?
-He heard the chicken was a slut.
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Pacificpoker.com
On-line poker tables for both the serious and beginners |
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Actiononline.com
Great casino site with lots of options from Poker to Roulette |
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Bluesq.com
Choose from the many gambling opportunities on this easy site |
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Bingo and Slots |
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This weeks news item.....
The average British male thniks about sex 20 times a day but only manages it just over once a week (according to a new survey). Women think about sex 6 times a day and on average make love twice a week, says the survery, reported in the The Sun. S,o if ean are doing it once a week and women are doing it twice a week, who's making up the difference?
Burglars in NIce have been caught due to a text message. Having stolen jewellery from a store one of the burglars send a picture of himself wearing the items and a text to his girlfriend saying that he had just gone shopping and got her some lovely Bling. Unfortunately the number he typed in was not his girlfriend's but a local police officer who recognised the shop interior. |
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Win or Lose
Presents are nice |
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Bingos.com
Nice bingo site with chance to win big money |
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Virginbingo.com
Eyes down for this nice little site that could make you rich |
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Astrobingo.com
Great site, Easy to use with quick payments |
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Cyberslotz.co.uk
So many choices of slot machines you won't get bored |
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For the Ladies 
Don't know how this works but, apparently,if you stare at the picture long enough you will eventually see the ocean |
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Competitions and quizzes |
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Tell us about your best win...
Why not email us and tell us about your success stories with on line gambling. Everyone loves a winner so share it and give the rest of us some hope. send emails to info@bananasleisure.co.uk.
Chris Len of Colchester emailed in this week to say that he had just won $835.000 after playing poker for the first time on-line on an unspecified site. We were very excited to hear this and contacted him to get more details. Turns out he won the qualifying, quarter finals, semi's and finals of the world poker championships. Only trouble was that it was all ficticious money. However, Chris was able to report that consequently he had signed up with the website to play for real money and was, after 3 evenings, £15.80 up.
Perhaps you have a slightly more interesting story than Chris...Maybe you could tell us how you won a Mars Bar or Twix at Conkers once. We look forward to your emails |
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Offerx.co.uk
Gamble on your general knowledge against other players |
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Offerx.co.uk
Gamble on your general knowledge against other players |
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Horses |
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And for the Men
Apparently, there is an ocean in this picture somewhere but I can't see it and I have been looking for hours and hours! |
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Raceclub.com
Pick a horse, a course, design your racing colours and race |
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Ownaracehorse.co.uk
Not strictly on-line gambling but your chance to own a real horse |
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Betting |
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